Woman marries... dolphin?

tendler and cindyTrue life, stranger than fiction -- millionairess Sharon Tendler recently had a very fishy wedding, to Cindy. We're sure this will outrage the right wing, but not because Cindy's a she -- Cindy is actually a he. Confused yet? Cindy also happens to be a dolphin. The twain had a, uh, seaside ceremony on a dock in the southern Israeli port town of Eilat and tied the mariner's knot. Sharon fully expects Cindy to play the field and have lots of baby dolphins with "all the others girls" in the ocean, which seems like a highly enlighted approach to me. I consider myself a fairly hip social egalitarian but I've got to admit that interspecies marriage is a challenging new development, and lord knows that in culture at large folks will still get het up that Aunt Esther and Aunt Bea who've already lived together for 30 years want to go down to the courthouse and get it formalized. But you know, who am I to squelch more love in this world? God knows we need as much as we can get. Congrats to the happy couple.

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