Comment speculation on Apple's (big?) announcement

Apple has notified the world that it will announce "fun new products" on February 28. Fake invitations to such events abound, but our Engadget team has reason to believe this one is legit. Let the speculations begin! They have begun. Touch-screen video iPod? Intel iBooks? iBoombox? Or this: "I have access to an inside source and he has told me that they are going to reveal that iChat is totally lame and that the iSight i bought to work with it doesn't work anymore and that i should shoot myself for trusting them!" Ouch. Six days left--go here to toss in your suggestions, speculations, and cynical musings.